Operation Facebook Fury

Bakken Bulletin // Issue #001

Author

Gregory Crader
April 16, 2025

Operation Facebook Fury

...One Woman, One Keyboard, No Mercy

If you were busy doing something fun with your weekend. You might have missed the drama go down, in the Williston Connections 18+ Facebook Group. It was… ugly. It was one of those times, when what you’re witnessing, becomes awkward. You think someone is going to walk in the room and catch you reading this dumpster fire. Then you would have to justify your actions by explaining some lengthy backstory. You know you should just stop scrolling. But naturally, I couldn’t pry my eyes from the screen! It was a certified “Train Wreck”!

The whole thing was triggered by an individual posting tons of individual threads inside the group. So many threads, that others began starting their OWN posts to complain about this person clogging up their feed. In true Williston fashion, the renegade poster took to the offensive. She began shooting back at the shade thrown her way. The Battle of Williston Connections had begun.

But, she had annoyed one too many members…. The whole group turned on her. She fought hard and valiantly, typos and all. Disregarding any means of self-preservation. In the end. The Williston Connections Army won. The rogue rebel was defeated and ultimately banned from the group.

“Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die” -The Sandlot  

🪦 R.I.P. Facebook Soldier 🪦

One thread still remains, as evidence of the battle that took place.

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